maddog

Still here

2009-10-19T13:14:20Z

I'm feeling a little sad of late. Some might say its the season changing but winter has always been my fave time of the year. Alot has happened over the coruse of the this year and it's been a hard year for us all. Hope it gets better soon. Don't mind me, just a little blue.

Thought of the day -- The Long War continues. Never stop never forgive never forget.

WOW

2009-07-24T08:28:07Z

Just went to my frist VNV Nation concert and WOW. So much energy and awesome friends, I had a blast. I was actual moved to tears by two songs. It was a truly memorable evening.

Thought of the day: Sometimes music and friends are all you need at times.

Looks like a hard rain comming...

2009-07-23T07:00:16Z

Dragoncon is just a month away and there is so much to do and yet not enough time to do it in. So many big names comming and so little time. The good news is that the Marriot has incorperated one of our procedures to there SOP (standard operateing procdure) for all big events. So that felt good to know that others use what we know. Life is going well. This is just going to be a hard con to do. Some have lost jobs, can't afford it or got a non intenial snub. But hey what can you do, we will survive. Oh well going to bed and going to the VNV Nation concert this Thursday. Should be a blast. Have a good one guys.

Thought of the day: No matter how hard you try, what happens happens.

Life

2009-07-09T08:39:54Z

Hello LJ, I am still alive and doing well. Somethings change for the better and somethings change for the worse. What life throws at you will define who you are or will become, only time will tell. Right now I will just stand and see what life will bring me.

Thought of the day: Life is all point of view.

Phone

2009-03-26T06:31:12Z

It is official I have moved to Atlanta. My new cell number is 678-901-5411 give a call if you need me. Also health is same.

Thought of the day : Sometimes the right thing to do isn't.

Check this ad out!!! NSFW

2008-08-20T03:50:36Z

http://break.com/index/banned-commercial-for-guiness-555604.html

Hey guess who is on LJ now....

2008-06-27T18:35:08Z

Hey everybody let me introduce to you my girlfriend mds_pherell

Changeing the Order

2008-04-16T01:11:41Z

As many of you know Greyman is no longer Director of Security. I have been offered the job and have accepted the positon of Director.

Cause it is funny.

2008-04-02T00:43:16Z

RIP Gary

2008-03-05T05:43:01Z

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,23323350-5014239,00.html

NSFW....very funny.

2008-03-05T05:39:21Z

mdsmaddog @ 2007-12-17T12:53:00

2007-12-17T17:55:30Z

Go see Alvin and the Chimpmucks, you will never look at rasins the same way again.

Thought of the day: .............

Duh

2007-11-26T23:38:08Z

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Demon

Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon

100%

WereWolf

84%

Faerie

59%

Mermaid

42%

Dragon

42%

Angel

25%

Hmmm....

2007-11-13T12:36:36Z

Modern Quotations

1. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -- Drew Carey.

2. "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, so have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." -- Jeff Foxworthy.

3. "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life -- without even considering if there is a man on base." -- Dave Barry.

4. "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and day before they leave you they should have to find you a temp." -- Bob Ettinger.

5. "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." -- Conan O'Brien.

New words for people who work in offices.

2007-11-13T03:45:29Z

TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed, or a project failed, and exactly who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and everybody and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement - by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and peoples' heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. Also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

I want to play a game.

2007-10-30T14:00:36Z

Is this going to be a long day???

2007-09-24T07:52:04Z

Nothing like getting up at 230 in the morning to sounds of a sick dog. Seems that something disagreed with Howler and she puked in the room. This maybe a long day.

Thought of the day: What is the joy of life?

Quiz Male or Female

2007-09-22T12:51:46Z

You may not have known this but a lot of inanimate objects actually have a gender. That's right, they are either male or female. Following is a list of examples, see if you can guess which are male and which female BEFORE you look at the answers! Hehehe!

1. Freezer Bags. 2. Photocopiers. 3. Tires. 4. Hot Air Balloons. 5. Sponges. 6. Web Pages. 7. Trains.

8. Egg Timers. 9. Hammers. 10. Remote Controls.

Think about them carefully before proceeding to the answers.

Answers:

1. Freezer Bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Photocopiers are female, because once turnd off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

3. Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloons are also a male object because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.

5. Sponges are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. Web Pages are female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently being hit on.

7. Trains are definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

8. Egg Timers are female, because, over tiem, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. Hammers are male, because, in the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

10. The Remote Control is female. Ha! You probably thought they would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keep trying.

For everyone working in a office...

2007-09-12T10:41:49Z

Best Things You Can Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."

4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

6. "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

7. "The coffee machine is broken..."

8. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

9. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."

This is great...

2007-09-12T00:00:53Z

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8670604913508341677&q=Radio+Frequencies+Help+Burn+Salt+Water&total=4&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

My new hero...

2007-08-13T16:47:21Z

Well, um, yeah...

2007-08-09T23:45:17Z

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Amused

2007-08-04T14:21:07Z

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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I would so see this if it was a real moive.

2007-07-25T11:35:41Z

This makes me laugh.

2007-07-02T19:58:57Z

But why is the maddog gone?

Which movie was this quote from?